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Amazon also announced the second-generation Amazon Echo Auto, which drivers can use to play music, make calls and even talk with an agent to request help by saying, 'Hey Alexa, call roadside assistance.'.

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The third-generation Fire TV Cube also has a few new Alexa commands, like 'Alexa, watch ESPN on cable' so that you don't have to manually change inputs on your TV, and if you have a compatible webcam that you can connect into the Fire TV Cube, you can say something like 'Alexa, call dad' to video call friends and family on your TV.

With the new premium $35 Alexa Voice Remote Pro, you can say 'Alexa, find my remote' into any Echo device you own (or the dedicated Remote Finder button in the Fire TV app) to play a sound from your remote, making it easier to find when it's lost.

The 'Hey, Disney' command, which allows you to get information and play around with some of Disney's most beloved characters, will unlock features with Disney's Magic Band Plus to play game-show style trivia games and more.

It's possible Mr.Purdey has been charged for the gas used up during the explosion that blew his house to pieces. (Bournemouth Evening Echo)Ĭommenting on a complaint from a Mr.Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West gas said 'We agree it was rather high for the time of year. 'He'd always seemed a nice friendly chap, but when the crocuses came up in the middle of our lawn in February 1946, they spelt out Heil Hitler'. He was repatriated at the end of 1945, she recalled. Mrs Irene Graham of Thorpe Avenue, Boscombe, delighted the audience with her reminiscence of the German prisoner of war who was sent each week to do her garden. However, if it was any help, the wind had just blown his Land Rover off the cliff. He replied that he was sorry, but he didn't have a gauge. (The Times)Īt the height of the gale, the harbourmaster radioed a coastguard on the spot and asked him to estimate the wind speed. A coastguard spokesman commented, 'this sort of thing is all too common'. (Glasgow Evening News)Ī young girl who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. There must, for instance, be something very strange in a man who, if left a lone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on. Bennett rallies the residents to stop him setting up a minicab service. Bennett's estranged cousin, Mr.Collins, writes to announce his imminent visit to Longbourne - the house he will inherit on Mr.Bennett's death. (Churchtown Parish Magazine)Ħ.10pm: Pride and Prejudice. Would the congregation please note that the bowl at the back of the church labelled 'for the sick' is for monetary donations only.

Bastards has asked them to repay the 69p balance, by cheque, made out in his new name. The bank has now asked him to close his account, and Mr. (The Guardian)Īfter being charged £20 for a £10 overdraft, 30 year old Michael Howard of Leeds changed his name by deed poll to Yorkshire Bank PLC Are Fascist Bastards. It's a special branch vehicle, and they don't want the public to know what it looks like. Irish police are being handicapped in a search for a stolen van, because they cannot issue a description. (Reuters via The Manchester Evenings News) When asked why, she said it was because she was missing her Italian boyfriend.

Police reveal that a woman arrested for shoplifting had a whole salami in her knickers. A selection of funny newspaper cuttings sent in by listeners.

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